What Do You Need to Get Attention Around Here, a Neon Sign?
John F. "Jack" Hartman was arrested after allegedly exposing himself to a schoolgirl waiting for the bus.
Investigators say Hartman stood in the front window of his Cook County, Ill., home wearing a bathrobe, and opened it when a young girl looked up at him.
Cook County Sheriff's Office investigators say Hartman was standing next to a neon sign that said "Call Me" -- and showing a phone number, presumably his. He was arrested February 12 and charged with public indecency.
Hartman is 79 years old.
We might have been able to buy the "senile old coot" defense -- but not when he's with-it enough to put up a neon sign!
Source: Chicago Breaking News
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Posted by Mel, Canberra (Australia) on March 8, 2010:
Following up Mark's response:
Yup. Also, men tend to want to see strange women's secondary sexual characteristics more than women/girls want to see strange men's genitalia. :P
I've run into a *cough* charming man sitting on a bus staring at me while he vigorously, erm, massaged himself through his pants...
Posted by Dean, Salem, Oregon on March 9, 2010:
Unfortunately just getting old doesn't mean getting wiser. He just became an old pervert.
Posted by Mike from Dallas on March 11, 2010:
79 years old? Charge that man for Assault With a Dead Weapon!
Fortunately, I have to "suffer" the lovely girl flashers on the road quite often. My secret? Buy a full bore Harley and a leather vest.