When sheriff's detectives in Eagle County, Colorado, went to investigate an alleged cocaine dealer in Vail, they weren't particularly welcomed. The doormat in front of the door was clear:

The doormat reads, "COME BACK WITH A WARRANT."
"So we did," said Lt. Mike William.
Deputies allegedly managed to buy $500 worth of cocaine from Charles Guadalupe, 45, and arrested him March 3 on drug distribution charges. He is being held on $50,000 bail.

Be careful what you ask for.

Source: Denver Post
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Posted by Brian, Somers, CT on March 9, 2010:
You have to wonder...how did deputies manage to buy drugs from this guy if they had to get a warrant to get inside?
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Buy drugs: knock on the door. If the buy is successful, THAT gives them probable cause to get a warrant and come back. And that's what the story says they did. -rc
Posted by Lisa in Ohio on March 13, 2010:
The doormat is awesome. The 45-year old drug dealer using it as a doormat is even more so. Does he realize that it's supposed to be funny?