Udderly Ridiculous
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Middletown, Ohio, police were called to a neighborhood disturbance and arrived to find a woman in a cow suit allegedly chasing children and impeding traffic.
Michelle Allen, 32, was told to go home and stay there for the evening, police say. Instead, she allegedly urinated on a neighbor's porch.
She was found in a parking lot later in the evening, blocking traffic, police say. Arresting officers noted an odor of an alcoholic beverage when they placed her in the police cruiser. Allen was arrested on 27 September 2008, for disorderly conduct.
This is a two-part mug shot, and we advise scrolling down slowly to fully appreciate it:
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Yep, there's the mug shot, and then there's the udder mug shot.
Source: This is True
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Posted by Jeff, Northern California on February 22, 2010:
In her case, the cow costume is udderly superfluous.
Posted by Bob in Illinois on February 23, 2010:
OK, you guys are being udderly ridiculous. You know she was being shund by the udder cows and that's why she was wandering the streets. But it a good thing she didn't hookup with a n-udder cow because than there would be more of them.
Posted by Kellie in PA on February 26, 2010:
Wow... that's awesome (and a-moo-sing)! I think I just spit all over my keyboard laughing (ew, get the sanitizer). Chasing children? I can just imagine what that must have looked like. I wonder if she was mooing. Bob, I LOVED your comment. I think any decent, hardworking cow would be extremely offended by this picture.