Posted by Mike from Dallas on June 30, 2010:

Florida (yet again!). Interesting, isn't it, how in the same state, violent assault over a beer is only a $1,000 crime but calling 911 about it is a $20,000 crime.

If Florida has all those problems with Natural Light and Bud Ice, can you imagine the hell created by PBR?

Posted by Mel, Canberra (Australia) on June 30, 2010:

No, crappy beer isn't the problem, Randy - people who are willing to drink THAT MUCH crappy beer are the problem!

Posted by Anthony, Huntsville AL on July 1, 2010:

I have to agree with Mel -- "Bad beer doesn't slap people, people who drink bad beer slap people".

Why does it look like she is wearing a hospital gown in the mug shot?

The only thing that would cut down on the number of her arrests? Longer jail time.

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Posted by Dandapani, FL on July 2, 2010:

This is in my part of FL. Yup. The crackers are in full bloom here year round.

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Posted by Jeff in Tampa on July 2, 2010:

After hearing about these lovebirds on a local radio show, I made a bet they'd appear here. I won!

Posted by Robert in Missouri on July 5, 2010:

Arrested 18 times since 1999? Real upstanding citizen, isn't she? Makes me wonder if she's spent any time in the local pokey.

Posted by Sue in Bremerton on July 5, 2010:

But it is all her boyfriends fault. When the beer got down to two, he should have gone to the store for more, and gotten a drunk driving ticket and hauled to jail and the beer confiscated. At least he would be safe.

Posted by Don in Scottsdale on July 6, 2010:

No wonder he puts up with it: My God, she's a Jessica Alba look-alike. Absolutely worth all the abuse and degradation.

Posted by Robert in Missouri on July 6, 2010:

A Jessica Alba lookalike? Are you serious?

Posted by Mike from Dallas on July 6, 2010:

I was going to sign my name Shirley U. Geste in response, but it's obvious he's kidding. Either that, or he's seen Jessica without her make-up.

Pardon me, but are you Joe King?

Why, no, I'm completely serious.