Thy Brother's Keeper
Deputies in Highlands County, Fla., say that David Michael Cohen, 43, was pulled over in January for suspected drunk driving, but that's just the start of his troubles.
According to investigative reports, Cohen knew that his driver's license was expired, so he gave his name as Aaron Cohen -- his twin brother -- when he was arrested. He signed his brother's name on his traffic citation, and on jail records.
Once his true identity became known, Cohen was re-booked under his correct name, and in addition to driving under the influence, was charged with three felonies -- fraudulent impersonation, altering a public record certificate, and passing a forged-altered instrument -- and two misdemeanors: resisting an officer without violence and giving false information to a law enforcement officer. He was held under a $31,250 bond.
Cohen's Mug Shot as his brother, Aaron:
Cohen's new Mug Shot as himself:
You know, Aaron looks like a nicer guy.
Source: Highlands Today, Highlands County Sheriff
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Posted by Bob In Illinois on February 15, 2010:
Yeah, but how will they know the difference?
Posted by Lisa in Ohio on February 20, 2010:
Man, that's a rough looking 43 year old. I wonder if his twin is just as attractive, not to mention "as brilliant".
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I'm guessing this one's the evil twin, and his brother is a model citizen. After all, he still has his driver's license! -rc
Posted by Nick, Portland, OR on February 20, 2010:
Looks like the kernel for a movie script. A perfect project for the Coen Brothers.
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I'll suggest the title: "The Big Buttheadski". -rc