Posted by David, Montezuma, IA on March 8, 2010:

It puzzles me why such a beautiful natural blond would want to dye the roots of her hair brown...

Posted by Anthony - Huntsville AL on March 8, 2010:

I have seen people shaving while driving on the interstate...but it was only their faces. Newspaper and book readers also bother me since the traffic volume is always high.

Posted by Kellie in PA on March 8, 2010:

Dare I ask the obvious? If her ex husband was in the car why wasn't HE driving so she could, um, get ready for her visit? If he had a license and she was, ahem, busy, why wasn't he the one using it? And why would he ride in a car with her?

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Good questions, all. But unfortunately, you're asking us to try to get inside the mind of an alcoholic criminal. I don't think too many people are willing to go there voluntarily! -rc

Posted by Andrew, NC on March 8, 2010:

her: "I am so glad we're still friends."
him: "Me too."
her: "So, would it be weird if you came along in the car while I drove to see my new boyfriend?"
him: "Not at all."
her: "There's just one thing - I need to shave my pubes."
him: "Oh you can do that in the car."
her: "Great! So you can drive while I do that?"
him: "Nah, you do it, I will just hold the wheel during the tricky parts."

Posted by Dave, Maidstone, UK on March 8, 2010:

Surely her ex-husband could have done the business with the Philishave whilst she drove normally? Might have even brought them back together again. I'm just saying.....

Posted by Ed, Washington State on March 8, 2010:

Hey Wally. I don't like being called the Beav any more.

Posted by Ron, UK on March 9, 2010:

She's dyslexic and thought the sign said pubic highway.

Posted by Chris, Melbourne AUS on March 9, 2010:

So she was shaving during the crash? A razor blade, down at her genitals as she rear ended another car? Wow. The charges and public embarrassment are nothing compared to how badly things could have ended. Talk about a close shave!

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The source story didn't say what sort of razor. It could have been a Norelco, as far as we know. -rc

Posted by Ralph, Westchester, NY on March 9, 2010:

Based on her mugshot, if she wants to get ready for her boyfriend, she should consider work from the neck up rather than the waist down.

Posted by Scott, Chicago on March 9, 2010:

So, I suppose she doesn't have labiability coverage.