Sex Crimes Category Archives Not-That-Funny Bone
Comedian and actor Andy Dick was in Huntington, West Virginia, for performances at the Funny Bone, a comedy club. Public Display of Affection
Santa Ana, California, transient Charles Meaux was arrested January 27, 2010, following an incident on a rooftop in Santa Ana. This Conviction Stinks
"It's one of those cases where you say, 'He did what?!'" said Preble County (Ohio) Prosecutor Martin P. Votel. Can I Bum a Smoke?
A woman arrived at her home on Marco Island, Fla., at 6:00 a.m. on January 30, 2010, and Travis J. Ballenger, 29, was waiting for her. He allegedly asked if they could "hook up," police reports say, and she turned him down. Men's Parts
Hall of Fame Selection (from our archives) A naked intruder broke into a Portland, Oregon, home at 6:30 am on 30 December 2008, and forced the 88-year-old resident face down in a living room chair. Airing His ...er... Dirty Laundry
An employee at a laundromat in St Helens, Oregon, reported that a man approached her at closing time, grabbed her and exposed himself before fleeing. It's happened more than once, she says. Paving His Way... to Jail
A woman called police in Chesnee, South Carolina, on February 16, after an incident with two men in a pickup. Here's to Ew! Mrs. Robinson
An Orem, Utah, Highway Patrol trooper found a surprising scene when he stopped to check out a broken-down vehicle on the side of the I-15 freeway last week. He Definitely Knew Better
Police in Searcy, Ark., say a 48-year-old man was arrested inside the bedroom of a 16-year-old girl at 1:00 Monday morning. He had allegedly climbed in through her window. Another Gold Star on His Chart
Our First Non-U.S. Mug Shot Angela Sullivan, 36, of Middlesbrough, in the Tees Valley of North East England, has been convicted of having sex with a 12-year-old boy a total of 191 times over a 10-month period. Meet Lorenzo
A Safeway employee in Louisville, Colorado, allegedly frightened a shopper when she stopped at the meat counter on a shopping trip on January 31. What Do You Need to Get Attention Around Here, a Neon Sign?
John F. "Jack" Hartman was arrested after allegedly exposing himself to a schoolgirl waiting for the bus. Continue reading "What Do You Need to Get Attention Around Here, a Neon Sign?" » Husband of the Year
Clinton Danner, now 32, met his wife at the Minnesota church where he worked, and she attended the youth group. She was 17. See All the Mugshots!
"See all the mugshots!" panted WFLA ("FOX newsradio") when they reported that police in Clearwater, Fla., had conducted a "prostitution sting across various locations of the East Gateway area of Clearwater," all in "an effort to reduce prostitution solicitation and activity." Snippy
Neighbors and other witnesses say Thomas Alan Heugel, 56, of Grand Rapids Township, Mich., represented himself variously as a minister, an emergency medical technician, and a doctor when he performed "minor procedures" such as body piercing and ...um... circumcisions. When Society Gives Up
William Workman, 54, of Reno, Nev., has a long history of felony convictions, including: Van Man
This spectre of your nightmares is Kevin Hughes, 59, of Reno, Nev. Trail Riders
After receiving numerous complaints about "openly lewd behavior" on public hiking trails in and around Ocala, Florida's Department of Environmental Protection conducted a sweep of the trails and restrooms on March 30. Lewdy Noody
Employees at a school in Cherry Creek, N.Y., went to the bus yard to hurry on a straggling student. When they saw her bus driver, they called police. The Body of Evidence
"These false allegations have ruined my job and my career," says Michael Trent Fowler, 33. Fowler was a new police officer in Leighton, Ala., and it happened after he was on the job for two months. Mr. Clean
Nicole Morales, 22, billed herself as a "spiritual cleanser". What that really is, we don't know, but she said she was "The Divine Master" and a Mayan Priestess. Special Idiot Unit
When an emergency medical technician in Bensalem, Penn., died in the line of duty, members of the squad got together to remember their fallen comrade. Michael Marren, 41, a police officer in town, joined them. We Bend Over Backwards to Help
Security officers at the Saks Off 5th Avenue in Sparks, Nev., put a customer under observation after noticing he was acting oddly. What, Me Guilty?
What sort of man fondles a 79-year-old woman in an assisted living facility? Peeping Tom Payback
"I picked the wrong house," Kenneth Parkerson, 28, reportedly said after allegedly sneaking into the screened patio area of a house in Coral Springs, Fla., with a video camera. Fits Him to a T
Joshua Dawson, 25, a student at Arkansas Tech University, was allegedly looking for some action. He was looking on the Internet, say police in Mayflower, Ark. Mister Madam
Ivan Lavrusik, age not given, and his wife, Luba, 27, were having "financial difficulties" and decided to do something about it. Self-Defeating Prophe-Tee
William Velasquez Castillo, an illegal immigrant in Lucedale, Miss., was arrested May 19 by U.S. Marshals after a month-long search. Dirty Deeds
Dillon Makuski, 20, of Amherst, Wisc., has a weird fetish. Laptop Play Area
Michael Baumgartner's presence in the McDonald's play area arose suspicion when a father noticed that he had no children with him. This Clown is Busted
Pedro Artega Velazquez, 53, of Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico, has been arrested in the alleged rape of his disabled stepdaughter.
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