Put Up Your Hands -- and Pull Up Your Pants!
A 7-year-old boy in Bradenton, Fla., told his dad there was a woman outside in their yard -- at midnight. He also apparently noticed that the woman's pants were down.
The father went out to confront the woman, who was not purposefully trying to expose herself to the boy, police say. The woman tried to hide from the unnamed homeowner, but he knew she was there, so she decided to head down the street.
With her pants still around her ankles....
The concerned parent followed her, and as he approached she allegedly turned around and punched him in the face. He subdued her and held her until police arrived to take over custody.
Linda V. Johnson, 54, was arrested in the early morning hours of April 21, and charged with battery. She was held on $750 bail.
Johnson seems to have a history of hitting people. She was also arrested in March on a battery charge -- on a police officer.
She seems pretty proud of her right hook.
Source: Bradenton Herald
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Posted by eileen in san jose, ca on May 17, 2010:
Hmmm...re: blondes having more fun...does the carpet match the curtains? I guess we'd have to ask the 7-year-old kid.
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I'm just glad it's a woman asking the question -- I don't think I would have gone there, myself! :-) -rc
Posted by Mike from Dallas on May 31, 2010:
Yeesh! I think the indecent exposure charge comes from not having her pants over her face!
Posted by Robert in Missouri on June 1, 2010:
@Mike in Dallas:
ROFL!