Pippi Methstocking
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John Francis Wallace, 46, of Warr Acres, Oklahoma, is behind bars after a drug raid at his home on Tuesday.
In addition to the psylocybin mushrooms, marijuana, ecstasy, and methamphetamine that were allegedly found in the home, a bomb squad was called in to remove military-style bullets, a piece of World War II anti-aircraft ammunition, and "enough explosives to blow up a city block" (as one news report put it). The Oklahoma County bomb squad is trying to determine where the very volatile ammunition came from, according to Warr Acres police.
Neighbors say they have been watching the house closely, and have had suspicions about Wallace's activities. "We've known he's been selling drugs and crap like that for a long time," said a neighbor.
Wallace, a convicted felon with prior drug convictions, is being held on $65,000 bail.
We are told that local media have dubbed Wallace "Pippi Methstocking", and we would like to thank them for that -- once we finish wiping the tears of laughter out of our eyes. The crew at Mug Shot Museum thinks Wallace has been playing with explosives for a long time -- we're not sure if his arms are missing, or if he has just gotten used to keeping them tucked in. Either way....
Sources: KOCO News, Oklahoma City Oklahoman
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Posted by Jim, Huntington Beach, CA on July 2, 2010:
McGarret: "Cuff 'em, Dano..."
Dano: "Where...."
Must have been really hard to put the 'cuffs on this guy!
Posted by Steve from Lafayette, CO on July 3, 2010:
For Jim in Huntington Beach,
For this guy, I think we have to cuff him around the neck.
Then if he decides to get rid of his head to get out of the neck cuff, well...all the better.
Of course, he might still be alive without his head (never used it anyway), but at least we'd be spared the look.
Posted by eileen in san jose, ca on July 27, 2010:
I can hear it in my head...
Wallace to customer: OK, now put the shrooms in the baggie. I'd do it for you, but, you know...