...Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Jason Graham, 33, of Venice, Fla., was being booked June 30 at the Manatee County jail for violating his supervised release on a DUI charge.
A supervising deputy says that as Graham was changing into his blue jail uniform pants, he heard a snap and saw a small package drop to the floor. Inside the package were alleged prescription pills.
What snapped? The rubber band that was securing the little package to Graham's ...uh... package.
“It is apparent that Graham had this package secured around his genital area and it popped off during the changing of his pants,” the deputy wrote in the arrest report.
Graham was arrested -- again -- on charges of drug trafficking and introduction of contraband into a jail facility. He was held at Manatee County jail on bonds totaling $50,750.
We hope it was a big ol' rubber band that snapped really hard!
Source: Bradenton Herald
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Posted by Stephen! - Montana on July 16, 2010:
Too bad the band snapped. We used to "fix" sheep using rubber bands. Could have worked very well with this guy.
Posted by Pierre, Sudbury, Ontario, Canada on July 17, 2010:
Um... to Stephen! - Montana: My sister also used those on cattle.
They would be just a tad bit tight and painful. NOT the thing to hold your pills or package together.
Would have worked on his father, though.... sort of.... and prevented this guy from being on this page.
Ah, but then I would be mean to make such a comment.
Posted by eileen in san jose, ca on July 20, 2010:
OUCH! Remember the nifty ribber bands Larry Hagman would snap on his wrist to help him quit smoking? Wonder what (ahem) activity Jason was trying to quit??