Oh Danny Boy
Police in Kingsport, Tenn., were called to a supermarket on a report of a man wearing a mask -- and nothing else -- running up and down the aisles last Friday night.
A store employee tried to catch the man, but couldn't. The man got out the door and escaped into the night, but the employee grabbed a woman who was allegedly the man's lookout. She told police she was the man's girlfriend.
The scene then moved to a nearby Hardee's restaurant. Employees there said a man ran in "wearing only an orange hoodie, attempting to cover himself up and asking for any piece of clothing." An employee lent him a pair of shorts. Police found him hiding in the restaurant's restroom.
Daniel R. Lee, 22, was arrested and charged indecent exposure.
"Daniel advised me that he did run through the [supermarket] nude because he was bored and didn't have anything to do," the arresting officer noted.
Wait: he was naked with his girlfriend, and couldn't think of anything to do but go out and get arrested?! Besides: he's an amateur compared to our friend Supermarket Lorenzo.
Source: Kingsport Times-News
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Posted by Mike from Dallas on April 4, 2010:
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
Wait, let me rephrase that.
All undressed and nothing to do.
And he has a girlfriend?
He deserves to be arrested.
Posted by eileen in san jose, ca on April 22, 2010:
Perhaps the orange hoodie was chosen to match the orange scrubs that he just knew were in his future wardrobe...