Posted by Cory, Topeka on February 9, 2010:

Imagination and dirty jokes aside: what in the world was his real intent with all that lotion?

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Hard to say, but it certainly looks like an obsession, which is hard to rationalize. -rc

Posted by McKenzie (Idaho) on February 9, 2010:

Wasn't this guy 'clinking' as he walked around with all those glass bottles knocking together? People sure do the strangest things.

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He could WALK?! -rc

Posted by Terri, Central Oregon on February 9, 2010:

Actually, the Bath and Body Works lotions shown are in plastic bottles. Glass is only used on their specialty products, not their classic scents which are shown above (yeah, have to admit I know a bit about B&BW). Still, I'm sure it weighs more than you'd, ahem, want in your pants. Hysterical!

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I reviewed the source article, and they make clear they were made of glass. The reporter could be wrong, of course. I found the product on the B&BW web site, and they don't say what the bottle is made of, but I agree it doesn't look thick enough to be glass. -rc

Posted by Lenny Hialeah Fl. on February 9, 2010:

This guy was in the wrong store. He should have been in a wig shop. Yeah, I can say that because I am bald too.

Posted by April, KY on February 10, 2010:

I notice one of the bottles on the table is missing the top. Considering where they were, I DON'T want to know where it is! ;)

Posted by Lenny, Hialeah Fl. on February 11, 2010:

The missing cap from the bottle is probably in the same place as the cigarettes from a few stories back.

Posted by YBello, Tampa on February 13, 2010:

OMG! What a fool! Also, those guards are stupid b/c they said the bottles are glass... not even close! The bottles are plastic. Stupid criminal and matching vigilantes... LMAO!

PS. Just how many girlfriends does this guy have?!?!

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Girlfriends? He has girlfriends? And it was the newspaper that said the bottles were glass. Where they got that info (or whether they guessed) is the question, but I don't think you can assume "guards". -rc

Posted by Ed in Brunswick on February 13, 2010:

Well of course he has girlfriends! Five on each hand makes ten! The lotion is for his abrasive chapped palms!

Posted by Jim in southwest Illannoy on February 13, 2010:

You'd think with that much lotion he could have gotten a smooth getaway.

Posted by Eric, Spokane Valley on February 16, 2010:

I'm pretty sure the bottles are in fact plastic, but even so, that's a LOT of individual bottles. I wish there was a photo of the guy with the bottles in his pants. The mental image I'm getting is hilarious.