Most Wanted
This gent is Eduardo Ibarra Perez, 29, and he's on the "Most Wanted List" issued by the Los Angeles, Calif., Police Dept. He is a suspect in a murder.
Perez, the LAPD reports, "had prior domestic violence report." It's a story we've heard before. The LAPD continues -- Just-The-Facts style: "Suspect, during an argument, tells his wife he is going to kill her. Suspect shot victim in the head. Suspect was seen around victim's sisters home" -- in 1994!
But what's interesting is what's not in the LAPD's write-up. Like, why was Perez naked in his mug shot:
...and if his "man boobs" were so hideously ugly that they needed to be covered, why is the "oddities" part of his description blank?
Maybe it's true: Americans have gotten so fat, even the cops think a suspect's moobs are beyond mention.
(Note: Yes, we know that if he was born in 1965, he can't be 29 anymore. The list the age as of the time of the crime, which again was in 1994. We have no idea why they have apparently issued the "Most Wanted" report quite recently.)
Source: LAPD
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Posted by Bob in Illinois on May 31, 2010:
To April, KY yeah, that rule of thumb does not always apply. I volunteer for a non-profit law firm that handles immigration cases and they are always have problems trying to identify which name is the last name and which is not. And Randy they do not normally hyphenate their last names.
Posted by Sue in Bremerton on June 1, 2010:
They must have opened a cold case file, and he was in it.
I think he's kinda cute. Pouting like that. Shouldn't they do an age thing, and reissue the picture of him as he might look now?
I wonder how many people have that exact same name. Probably hundreds. Hope they don't look like him. At least, I hope, they have his fingerprints too.
Posted by Peter (Spain) on June 12, 2010:
On the double surname: exceptions to the rule that the first (father's) surname is the main one used are fairly normal when the first surname is common and the second isn't. If you want a high profile example, take the prime minister of Spain, Zapatero. His first surname is RodrÃguez.
Here LAPD seem to have treated Ibarra as a middle name, which surprises me slightly.