Men's Parts
Hall of Fame Selection (from our archives)
A naked intruder broke into a Portland, Oregon, home at 6:30 am on 30 December 2008, and forced the 88-year-old resident face down in a living room chair.
Before he had a chance to do anything else, the woman reached back and grabbed his dangling "cahoochies" (as Multnomah County sheriff's deputy Paul McRedmond put it), "giving him a good squeeze."
The man ran back out of the house the way he had come in. Deputies were nearby and arrested a suspect on charges of felony burglary, harassment, and private indecency. His name? Michael Gordon Dick.
Don't worry: after the infamy of this crime, he's going to change his last name. To Cahoochy.
Source: This is True
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Posted by Patricia, Dearborn Heights, MI on February 28, 2010:
High Props for Grandma!!! Hope this creep is behind bars for a long time!!! It's bad enough to face a clothed intruder, but this is every lone woman's worst nightmare!!! Why didn't they charge him with attempted rape as well? One would think that would be a natural conclusion with a naked intruder close enough to his vulnerably-positioned victim to be grabbed by the cahones. Coward!!!
Posted by Lenny, Hialeah Fl. on March 1, 2010:
There ought to be a new designation for this guy. Apparently lonely, and with a sore hand, he could chase people out from a Halloween party.
Posted by Mike from Dallas on March 3, 2010:
Judging from the wide-eyed stare in the mug shot, he still hasn't overcome the trauma of squeezed cahoochies. Wonder how his voice is doing, or if he's still maintaining his right to remain silent.