Lewdy Noody
Employees at a school in Cherry Creek, N.Y., went to the bus yard to hurry on a straggling student. When they saw her bus driver, they called police.
Daniel Noody, 33, was allegedly witnessed "acting in a lewd manner" in his transport van March 22. He was alone.
The employee said he "found Noody in the act," but the act wasn't specified. We assume it was masturbation.
The girl was taken for an examination and an interview, and it was determined she was not "exposed to anything inappropriate." We assume this means she didn't see his penis, or Noody touching himself.
But since the school employee saw him, Noody was charged with public lewdness and endangering the welfare of a child. He has also been fired.
Noody spent three nights in jail and was released on $20,000 cash bail.
With all those euphemisms, we were surprised the word "pee pee" was nowhere to be found in the story.
Source: Jamestown Post Journal
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Posted by Randy, New Hudson, MI on April 7, 2010:
Is it just me, or does this guy kind of look like David Cook, from American Idol fame???
Posted by eileen in san jose, ca on April 8, 2010:
YES, YES! This guy just has to be David Cook's long-lost, separated at birth, evil twin! But...can he play guitar?
Posted by Larry in Redmond, OR on April 11, 2010:
Probably can't play guitar but must be pretty good at "plucking his magic twanger!"