Kester Narine, 37, of Deland, Florida, got upset when his roommate pantsed him while he was climbing a ladder. The two were cutting trees together in the backyard of the house they shared, and drinking beer, according to deputies.
Narine yelled at David Dibella, 47, and allegedly went into a tantrum. Sheriff's reports say he went in the house, grabbed a .12-gauge shotgun and a knife, and came at the other man. Inside the house, Narine ordered Dibella to the floor and put the shotgun to his head, neck and back. Deputies found several red marks on Dibella's back where the shotgun was pushed into his skin. Officers say Dibella grabbed the knife while he was down, but Narine wrenched it away from his clenched hand, cutting Dibella's thumb and palm.
When the police arrived, Narine refused to come out of the house for nearly an hour before finally surrendering.
Dibella was taken to the hospital for treatment of the cut to his hand, and was released. To avenge his "roughing up," Dibella allegedly vandalized the inside of the house with condiments, gasoline, and a fire extinguisher, then disappeared, the sheriff's report states. He will reportedly be charged with criminal mischief.
Narine was arrested on charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, aggravated battery, false imprisonment, and obstructing an officer without violence. He is being held in lieu of $15,000 bail.

Yeah, he kind of looks like a kiester.

Source: Daytona Beach News-Journal