A deputy in Orange County, Fla., noticed a car driving down the street last week, since the driver had his door open. He pulled the Honda over. What's the deal? he asked the driver.
"Man, I was hollering at that girl," the driver said -- flirting at a girl on the street.
The deputy could smell marijuana in the car, and called for backup. Any guns or drugs in the car? the deputy asked. Oh no, none, the driver said. The odor gave the deputy probable cause to search the car, and he found plenty: 40.7 grams of crack cocaine, 249.7 grams of marijuana, a loaded .357 magnum revolver, as well as a digital scale -- which was in a large pink purse in the trunk. A pat-down of a passenger found $4,960 in his pocket; he had various and conflicting stories about why he had so much cash.
The driver, Derrick Newton, 30, and his passenger, Andrew Johnson, 37, were arrested. Newton was charged with trafficking in cocaine and possession of a firearm in commission of a felony. Johnson was hit with drug and gun charges. Both are being held on more than $100,000 bail.

And the girl on the street? She flipped Newton off and wants everyone to know that she's a woman, not a "girl," thank-you-very-much!

Source: Orlando Sentinel
Most Recent Comments
Posted by Jim in southwest Illannoy on March 23, 2010:
She was obviously out of these guys' league. Much too smart for them.
Posted by Mike from Dallas on March 24, 2010:
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that
Can't get no love from me
Hangin' on the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Tryin' to holla at me
~ "No Scrubs" by TLC (1999)
Posted by Robert in Missouri on March 29, 2010:
Jim in southwest Illannoy: Reminds me of the story of a girl in an inner city elementary school who was propositioned by a male classmate and fired back at the offender that his equipment was too small for her. The boy was laughed at right in class. Several years later, however, the girl in question was later kicked out of reform school.