Freaky Name Category Archives She Ain't Heavy, She's My Mutha
On January 20, 2010, a Cleveland, Ohio, woman pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter following the death of her boyfriend. Not-That-Funny Bone
Comedian and actor Andy Dick was in Huntington, West Virginia, for performances at the Funny Bone, a comedy club. Drunk Dialer
This Waterbury, Connecticut, woman was arrested in December 2009, on a breach of peace charge after a married couple complained to police that she had repeatedly harassed them about having a threesome. Men's Parts
Hall of Fame Selection (from our archives) A naked intruder broke into a Portland, Oregon, home at 6:30 am on 30 December 2008, and forced the 88-year-old resident face down in a living room chair. Don't Pee on the Floor, Elsholz!
"What are you doing?" Deanne Elsholz asked her husband David, when he got out of bed and she heard his urine spraying onto the floor. Denver's No Sherwood Forest
And this Robin Hood is no hero: He has been accused of identity theft and criminal impersonation after allegedly finding a wallet in downtown Denver and assuming the identity of the owner. Uniquely Qualified
A man and his girlfriend were accused of being major crystal meth -- methamphetamine -- suppliers for the Florida panhandle and southeast Alabama. All the cops needed was solid evidence to get their conviction. Lewdy Noody
Employees at a school in Cherry Creek, N.Y., went to the bus yard to hurry on a straggling student. When they saw her bus driver, they called police. Demented Bomber
A Reno, Nev., church school was closed for a day after a man made numerous bomb threats against it. Sir, Can You Waddle a Straight Line?
"He's a frequent flyer," said Captain Joe Herrick of the Massillon, Ohio, Police Department. "He's got multiple previous DUI's, multiple previous no operator's license, and operating under suspension, so he's not that good a driver."
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