Double-Barreled Troublemaker
Toni Dawn Tramel, 31, was arrested March 4 for public drunkenness in Owensboro, Kentucky. Then it gets weird.
As Tramel was changing into an inmate uniform at the jail, Tramel "took off her bra, grabbed her breast, and squirted breast milk hitting me in the face," Deputy Lula Brown said in her report. Brown was assisting Tramel "because she was too intoxicated to complete the task on her own."
Tramel then lined up for a second shot but missed, and the deputy "assisted Inmate Tramel to the wall."
According to a press release from the Daviess County Jail, Tramel's bodily fluids were considered a "bio hazard", and Brown had to "decontaminate" herself.
Assault on jailers with bodily fluids is considered a felony. Therefore, in addition to the original misdemeanor drunkenness charge, Tramel was charged with third-degree felony assault, and her bond was raised to $10,000.
We don't really want to see the security camera footage of her boobies, but watching as she's "assisted to the wall" would be pretty interesting!
Sources: WKYT-TV, Daviess County Sheriff
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Posted by Mike from Dallas on March 11, 2010:
Felony assault??? But they actually paid her for winning First Prize during Amateur Night at the Dewdrop Inn for doing the exact same thing. Then again, maybe that's where the public drunkenness charge came in.
You know what they say: If you've got tit, flaunt tit.
Posted by Sue in Bremerton on March 12, 2010:
Very funny, Mike from Dallas. My sister used to say, if you've got it flaunt it, and if you haven't got it, flaunt it anyway. Guess that's what this gal did.
Posted by Bob in Illinois on March 14, 2010:
Poor baby!