Don't Pee on the Floor, Elsholz!
"What are you doing?" Deanne Elsholz asked her husband David, when he got out of bed and she heard his urine spraying onto the floor.
David allegedly retaliated by slapping her about the head with a towel. Deanne reacted to that by throwing a glass from her night table at him, striking him in the nose. That's when, she says, she ran into the bathroom and slipped in his pee and fell. She alleges David kicked her in the ribs while she was on the ground, and she crawled to the phone to call 911.
Deputies who arrived on the scene Monday night noted the house was littered with Natural Light beer cans, and that both Elsholz's appeared to be drunk. Deanne was determined to be the aggressor in the dispute, and was charged with domestic battery. David, though the victim in this alleged incident, has been charged with the same crime twice in recent years. She is being held without bail.
Deanne Elsholz:
David Elsholz, from a previous arrest:
And hey! Who are you calling an Elsholz?!
Source: St. Petersburg Times
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Posted by Bob in Illinois on February 23, 2010:
I wonder if they met in the doorway going into an 'AA' meeting??
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If not, they should. -rc
Posted by Melissa in Oregon on February 24, 2010:
It looks more like a hospital gown.
Posted by Jim in southwest Illannoy on March 2, 2010:
If I were stupid enough to be peeing on the floor, I'm sure my wife would have some choice things to say too. And yes, she'd probably find something to throw at me.
My wife is glad I'm housebroken. (So am I for that matter.)