Domestically Disturbed
A Shalimar, Fla., woman was arrested after she allegedly bit her boyfriend and cut him with a knife. But that's not what makes this story strange.
Kizzy Lafay Campbell (yeah, that's her real name) was hanging around in an Internet chat room on March 21 when she allegedly accidentally sent the group a photo of her vagina. Oops!
Her boyfriend told sheriff's deputies that when he came home that night, he found that she had multiple chat messages from "other dudes". When he checked the outgoing messages, he discovered the one she had sent with her va-va-voom attached.
Confronting her about it, he claims that she "starting tripping". He was trying to be understanding about it, listening as she said it was just an accident, but when he tried to hug her, she allegedly bit him on the shoulder, scratched him, then grabbed a large kitchen knife and sliced his arm. And really, what woman wouldn't react to a sensitive guy in that way?
Campbell, who has been living with her boyfriend for seven years, told deputies that while she had bitten her boyfriend, they were "just playing". He had a large bloody bite mark on his shoulder, a small laceration to his arm and several scratches. But they were just playing!
Campbell, 31, was charged with battery and aggravated battery with a deadly weapon.
The Museum staff is thankful police didn't release the other photo too.
Update
We got more information on this case: the boyfriend was arrested too.
According to the police report on the incident, "Lowe stated that when Campbell started carrying his belongings and throwing them outside [to 'kick him out'] he attempted to grab her to stop her and struck her in the mouth. Lowe maintained this was accidental and yet over and over stated 'just take me to jail'." The officer did just that, booking him on a charge of battery. He observed that "Campbell exhibited a swollen bloody lip."
Oh, and as for the name of the body part in question (see comments), that is, in fact, direct from the police report: "Lowe stated he checked the messages and they were very provocative so he checked the outgoing messages and found that Campbell had taken a photo of her vagina and sent it out." It's very likely that Lowe, Campbell, or both used the word. So there!
Sources: Panama City News Herald, police report
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Posted by eileen in san jose, ca on April 8, 2010:
If she's crying in her mugshot, does that make it harder to I.D. her later?
Posted by Robert in Missouri on April 9, 2010:
Sounds like two idiots in need of clue-by-fours upside their heads, but that's my opinion.
Posted by Joel, Calif. on April 17, 2010:
The correct is not important. This is what we do with the English language: twist it to meet our own meanings, or laziness in speaking. Get over it, that's how it is.
I'm not condoning pronouncing a three letter word like ask as 'aks' (ludicrous!), but we all pronounce the word every as the two syllable 'ev'ry'...
Or, more to the point in this case, if you said that someone sent you a photo of their balls, I'd expect it refers to the whole package, not just the scrotum sack.
I'm just sayin'.
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Whatever, but you need to make up your own mind. You can't (legitimately!) tell people to "Get over it" because "that's how it is" and then in the next breath complain that what others do is "ludicrous". -rc