Dirty Deeds
Dillon Makuski, 20, of Amherst, Wisc., has a weird fetish.
He was recently convicted of possession of burglary tools after he was stopped and held by a homeowner after entering the man's house. According to police, Makuski admitted he "went too far" when he entered the home.
Makuski says he was walking down the road and saw children's toys in yard, and thought there might be some dirty diapers in the trash bins outside. That's right, dirty diapers. Not finding any outside, he says he entered the unlocked garage to search for some in there. When he didn't find any garbage bins in the garage, he walked down the stairs into the home's basement and began searching there. The homeowner heard him coming up the stairs from the basement and told him to get out of his house. Makuski fled, but the unnamed homeowner caught and held him until police arrived.
The criminal complaint says that when Makuski was asked whether his intention was to steal dirty diapers, he answered, "yes." While searching Makuski, police found six dirty diapers in his shirt pockets, and one large diaper that he was wearing.
Did we mention he's 20 years old?!
On June 2, Makuski was sentenced to 200 hours of community service and ordered to undergo a "pyscho-sexual evaluation". Good idea, your Honor!
OK: you can go take a shower now.
Source: Stevens Point Journal
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Posted by Steve from Lafayette, CO on June 28, 2010:
This guy has a lock on the SF genome. (Sick F___)
Someday, society is going to have to come to grips with what obscene means and this guy will fit the bill to a 'T' and hopefully we'll see his last day on the street.
Posted by Debbie - Arkansas on July 3, 2010:
Sick! Heading to the bathroom to wash my hands...and splash my face to see if I can get the image outta my mind.
Posted by Brooke, Seattle on July 3, 2010:
My coworkers and I were joking about this guy a couple weeks ago. We decided that his idea of heaven would be to live in a house made entirely out of dirty diapers. We dubbed this house the "Huggloo." And if he wanted to take it on the road, he could call it the "Pamper Camper."